dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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