yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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