He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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