Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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