You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Who died my cat blue again?
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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