We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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