Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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