I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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