Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
True strength comes from lack of pants
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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