NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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