I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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