I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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