PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
