Dual....:-)
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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