Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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