Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
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