So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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