your room smells of hookers.
And success
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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