I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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