scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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