My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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