You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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