Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
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