who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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