Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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