Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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