THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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