I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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