week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
