I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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