PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Too much gin, very little bucket
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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