I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
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