yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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