ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
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