i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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