Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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