This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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