drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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