Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
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