real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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