I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
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