I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
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