its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
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