what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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