i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
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