The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Sober January is a disaster.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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