Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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