if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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