He is an equal opportunity slut.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
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