There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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