we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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